Thanks for ruining Toad and Mario Kart for me, internet

Perhaps you had the misfortune of waking up this morning, checking social media, and noticing that the words “Mario Kart” were trending. Maybe you thought, “Oh, is there a new game? Is this perhaps related to the Nintendo Switch’s impending online service launch?” Oh, you sweet summer child. If only we could preserve that innocence in amber, where it could remain untouched by the latest absurd news headline of 2018.

This year is so much. Nothing makes sense anymore. Did you read that US Sen. Marco Rubio (R-FL) doxxed internet icon Salt Bae last night? I swear, every day I wake up and it feels like a random word generator has mashed together the latest world events. Case in point: right now, everyone is talking about Mario Kart, thanks to…

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