James Bond may not avert his next death until 2021, but apparently Paul W.S. Anderson’s Monster Hunter movie will still hit the big screen this year: the just-posted official teaser trailer for the movie confirms that it’ll arrive this December, “only in theaters.”
At just 13 seconds of footage, it’s not much of a teaser — and where are the swords? Milla Jovovich mans a minigun, and her squad has a couple rifles at their disposal. But as our sister site Polygon points out, does show off one of the movie’s titular monsters, a Black Diablos, known for being the very sort of gigantic sand-loving Triceratops-esque mega-beasts that the teaser seems to show.
Don’t worry about those swords, though. As the movie’s synopsis makes clear, Jovovich…